Ceironia: Difference between revisions

{{Infobox country|demonym=Ceironian|population_estimate=838,891,916|official_languages={{hlist |[[Ceironian Language]]}}|GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank=7th|GDP_nominal_per_capita=$19,702|GDP_nominal_rank=1st|GDP_nominal=16528088727692|admin_center_type2=[[House of Provincial Representatives]]|admin_center2=[[Latango]]|admin_center_type=[[Senatorial Deputies]]|admin_center=[[Latango]]|population_estimate_rank=2nd|population_estimate_year=2500|leader_name2=[[Matvei Osipov]]|area_km2=15665193.29|leader_title2=[[Deputy Marshal of Ceironia|Deputy Marshal]]|leader_name1=[[Luka Zakharov]]|leader_title1=[[High Marshal of Ceironia|High Marshal]]|largest_city=Horyuxia|capital=[[Latango]]|national_anthem="To Serve Ceironia"|image_map={{Switcher|[[File:Globe_Ceironia.png|frameless]]|Show globe ([[Ceironian Mainland]] only)|[[ File:Ceironia Map 2.png|300px|upright=1.15|frameless]]|Show Ceironia and its [[Territories of the Ceironia|territories]]|default=1}}|alt_flag=Flag of Ceironia|image_flag=[[file:CeironiaFlag.png|150px]]|common_name=Ceironia|conventional_long_name=Ceironian Union|area_rank=2nd|national_languages={{hlist |[[Pure Arasian]] |[[Horyuxian-Ceironian]] |[[Ceironian-Arasian]] |[[Kashini-Ceironian]] |[[Pure Kashini]] |[[Eglyian-Ceironian]] |[[Pure Eglyian]] |[[Estyan-Ceironian]]}}|drives_on=Right Side|currency=[[Ceironian Dollar]]|calling_code=+1|cctld=.ce|upper_house=[[Ceironian House of Provincial Representatives|House of Provincial Representatives]]|legislature=[[Ceironian Senatorial Deputies|Senatorial Deputies]]|native_name=<span style="font-family: CeironianRegular;">SEIRONIA</span>}}

Ceironia was founded thousands of years ago in the Latango Peninsula. According to evidence uncovered by historians, a general by the name of "Kastov Latango" was inspecting a battlefield when he suddenly tripped and landed ass first on an upwards facing speartip. The feeling of the copper tip penetrating his rectum pleased him very much, and became his favorite pastime, he informed his army and they quickly took up the tradition. Even today, men inserting foreign objects up their asses is a famous Ceironian tradition, with "anal penetration stations" becoming a massive industry worth around 4 trillion Ceironian Dollar. At the time, it was simply known as the Latango Kingdom, but as civil conflict died down, the new generation of this kingdom began to look to the coasts of what would in the future be known as simply "Ceironia." Her great voyagers and cartographers scoured to the north, discovering arid mountains, to the east, discovering a large steppe and desert just north of that, and to the south, lush grasslands and woodland. Her citizens began to expand, rapidly encompassing the eastern coast of modern-day Ceironia. Not yet to the Estyan Peninsula, or Eglyia for that matter. Many battles laid ahead before those lands were conquered. This is where the first time "feminine boys' were documented in Ceironia. And in only five years time, these so called "femboys" would account for over 60% of the population, taking up most of the government seats of Ceirona. This is what historians generally believe to have caused the legalization of gay marriage in modern Ceironia, and the universal age of consent being lowered to the age of 14.