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"The First Cralasian War"
Xomni episode
Written byAntoniokf5, alongside
LaosyLucy
Jair
Cycrillix
Sima Li Mei
Khan
Based onFirst Cralasian War
Narrated byTakeTwo
Featured musicTBD
Editing byAntoniokf5
Original release date25 June 2022
Running time2 minutes 50 seconds
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The First Cralasian War was a Xomni YouTube video released on 25 June 2022 covering the First Cralasian War, a war between the Eastern Sutonese coalition and the Order of the Holy Father. It has received over 900 views as of October 2023.

Production[edit | edit source]

The video was produced as part of the Summer Mapping Festival 2022 and was the first short documentary produced by the team. It is the only video to be voiced by TakeTwo, and only the first of two to be voiced by somebody other than Antoniokf5, the other being Lord Adornable.

The video was edited by Antoniokf5.

The script was written by Antoniokf5, LaosyLucy, Cycrillix, Jair, Sima Li Mei, and Khan. This is the most writing credits on a video to date, and the first writing credit for all involved.

Transcript[edit | edit source]

It was the year 1530, in the United Republic. President Reno Skyfall had just been elected, and had begun a doctrine of espionage and intervention towards the international sphere. The doctrine came to replace the isolation practices that had ruled the nation before, and opened it to trade and unforeseen development and riches; but, to the dismay of its neighbours, also lead to to creation of a large continent-wide espionage network. In the north, the Holy Order of the Father had begun to rise as a power, uniting the northern tribes under a single religious banner. and the leader? The Holy Father. The Holy Father was a ruthless leader, forcing millions to work on massive cathedrals and public projects for the sake of prestige, invading neighbouring tribes and displacing millions from their homes, just for the sake of expansion; threatening to kill every single person in the Order, and working millions to death, intentionally. By the year 1586, the Order had become a threat to many of the nations in the region. The United Republic thought it had the means to prevent it, and used their vast intelligence network to assassinate the Holy Father. On the 9th of September, 1586, the Holy Father began his daily mass sermon. But as he fell to his knees, and he screamed towards the public thousands saw the fall of the most respected leader as he was brutally stabbed. And with it, the United Republic had successfully assassinated the leader of the Order. Unluckily for the neighbouring East Sutonese, the United Republic's assassin had used a blade manufactured in East Suton. An important detail that the Order would use against them. In hopes of resolving the issue, before it escalated, the East Sutonese would employ a meeting between the two nations. Sadly, it quickly fell through, as the Order would declare war, requesting one thing, and one thing only: Blood. To repent the death of the Holy Father. East Suton would quickly activate a coalition of various nations, including Blia, Solan, Heboi and the United Republic, gaining military access from West Suton as well. The vast number of troops employed on both sides lead to a catastrophic war, as the Order's troops and people would eventually employ to cannibalism, as well as the constant razing of towns and cities happening between both nations. In the end, the coalition would declare victory, but at the cost of millions. And the religious fanatics of the Order would hopefully never be seen again.

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